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rajeshmy

Rajesh Mistry
1) B4 i go to sleep, u knw wht i do? i think of u & whn its my lucky nyt, i dream of u. i dnt wana wake up bcoz whn i do, u know what? i just start missing you...
 
2) one should not love just to fill in an empty space but to have someone to stay by his side to complete the missing piece in his life.
 
3) Saying i luv u is important, but not enuf. Love is a verb, an action word. Sumtyms passive because it happens to us but also active because we choose to do it.
 
Santa Singh is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Banta Singh
standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that Banta Singh is just standing there, doing nothing,
looking at nothing. Santa Singh gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Banta Singh
and asks him, "Excuse me Sardarji, but what are you doing?"

Banta Singh replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks Santa Singh, puzzled..

"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
 
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