Lab Rabbits On The Loose
Three rabbits escape from a laboratory, the first morning they come across a field of carrots, they burrow under the fence and eat themselves into a stupor for the whole day, the following day they see a field full of female rabbits with no males in site, so they jump the fence and screw themselves into a stupor, on the following day the first rabbit says, 'I'm going back to that field to fill my stomach.'
The second says, 'I'm going to stay here and screw myself silly again.'
But the third says, 'I'm going back to the lab, I'm dying for a cigarette.'
Three rabbits escape from a laboratory, the first morning they come across a field of carrots, they burrow under the fence and eat themselves into a stupor for the whole day, the following day they see a field full of female rabbits with no males in site, so they jump the fence and screw themselves into a stupor, on the following day the first rabbit says, 'I'm going back to that field to fill my stomach.'
The second says, 'I'm going to stay here and screw myself silly again.'
But the third says, 'I'm going back to the lab, I'm dying for a cigarette.'