ganeshbabu78
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Sardar Again
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sardar thinks 'how poetic'
Sardar says, 'Pass the custard you
bastard'.
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single'
Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single'
Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married'
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?
?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it
gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the
day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and
asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out
and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ' u said v will do
register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in
the post
office....
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC
1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start
investigating. ......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he
replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I
HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..
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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sardar thinks 'how poetic'
Sardar says, 'Pass the custard you
bastard'.
************
********* ********* ********* ********
Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single'
Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single'
Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married'
************ ********* ********* *********
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?
?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
************ ********* ********* *********
********
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it
gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the
day when light
is not needed!!!
************ ********* ********* *********
********
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and
asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out
and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
************ ********* ********* *********
********
Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ' u said v will do
register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in
the post
office....
************ ********* ********* *********
********
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC
1760!!!....
************ ********* ********* *********
*******
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start
investigating. ......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he
replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I
HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..
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