Sardar Jokes

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Rahul Parab
1. Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means...
S - Sardaron ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service

2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....

4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road.
Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

5. Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket match.
Everybody was busy writing except santa, he wrote "Match cancelled due
to rain".

6. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
 
conituning...

1. Sardar is filling a job application form in a company.. There is a quesation : Salary expected ?? Sardar thinks a lot and finally wrote YES...


2. Santa (a school boy) asks her mom, what is sex ?? She gets shocked but she somehow explains him the entire meaning of sex.. He then says but mom how can I write all this just a small column given in my school registration form??


3. Santa is playing a chess..


4. Santa & Banta while watching cricket match.. Suddenly, Santa : its a goal.. Banta : arre nahi goal isme nahi cricket me hota hai..
 
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