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<h1>Punch lines</h1>​

01. "Just do it."Brand: Nike
02. “The future’s bright. The future’s Orange.”Brand: Orange
03. “Ask the man who owns one.”Brand: Packard (car)
04. “If it’s on, it’s in.”Brand: Radio Times
05. “Snap! Crackle! Pop!”Brand: Kellogg’s Rice Krispies
06. “Finger lickin’ good.”Brand: KFC
07. “Have a break. Have a Kit-Kat.”Brand: Kit Kat (wafer)
08. “You can break a brolly but you can’t k-nacker a Knirps.”Brand: Knirps (umbrella)
09. “Betcha can’t eat just one.”Brand: Lay’s
10. “The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand.”Brand: M&Ms
11. “A newspaper, not a snoozepaper.”Brand: The Mail on Sunday
12. “A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play.”Brand: Mars (chocalate)
13. “Good to the last drop.”Brand: Maxwell House (coffee)
14. “Tastes so good cats ask for it by name.”Brand: Meow Mix (cat food)
15. “Merrill Lynch is bullish on America.”Brand: Merrill Lynch (stock magazine?)
16. “It’s Miller time!”Brand: Miller
17. “Safety fast.”Brand: MG
18. “Don’t be vague. Ask for Haig.”Brand: Haig Scotch Whisky
19. “When you care enough to send the very best”Brand: Hallmark (cards)
20. “Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.”Brand: Hamlet
21. “If you want to get ahead, get a hat.”Brand: Hat Council
22. “Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.”Brand: Heineken
23. “Beanz meanz Heinz.”Brand: Heinz Baked Beans
24. “I think, therefore IBM.” Brand: IBM
25. “It is. Are you?”Brand: The Independent (newspaper)
26. “Grace… space… pace.”Brand: Jaguar (car)
27. “Nothing runs like a Deere”Brand: John Deere
28. “A diamond is forever.”Brand: De Beers Consolidated
29. “Put a tiger in your tank.”Brand: Esso (oil)
30. “When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.”Brand: Federal Express
31. We live to deliver.Brand: Fedex
32. “Hand-built by robots.”Brand: Fiat Strad (watch)
33. “No FT, no comment.”Brand: Financial Times
34. “Capitalist tool.”Brand: Forbes
35. “Say it with flowers”Brand: FTD (Interflora) (florist)
36. “Say no to no say.”Brand: Greater London Council
37. “Guinness is good for you.”Brand: Guinness (beer)
38. “My goodness, my Guinness!”Brand: Guinness
39. “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”Brand: Camel (ciggarette)
40. “M’m! M’m! Good!”Brand: Campbell’s Soup
41. “I bet he drinks Carling Black Label.”Brand: Carling Black Label
42. “Probably the best beer in the world.”Brand: Carlsberg
43. “The Citi never sleeps.”Brand: Citibank
44. “The antidote for civilization.”Brand: Club Med
45. “It’s what your right arm’s for.”Brand: Courage Tavern Ale
46. “Look, Ma, no cavities!”Brand: Crest
47. “You’re in good hands with Allstate.”Brand: Allstate
48. “Don’t leave home without it.”Brand: American Express
49. “Think different.”Brand: Apple Macintosh
50. “Reach out and touch someone.”Brand: AT&T
51. “We try harder.”Brand: Avis Rent A Car
52. “Ah, Bisto!”Brand: Bisto (soup)
53. “The ultimate driving machine.”Brand: BMW
54. “The world’s favourite airline.”Brand: British Airways
55. “It’s good to talk.”Brand: British Telecom/BT
56. “We have it your way.Brand: Burger King
57. Bring out the champion in you. Brand: Nestle Milo
58. Hi-fi, Hi-fun, Hi-fashion, only for Sony.Brand: Sony
59. Always Coca-Cola. Brand: Coca-Cola.
60. The pursuit for perfection has no finish line. Brand: Mercedes Benz
61. Kids cant wait.Brand: Apple/Macintosh
62. Its the taste.Brand: Nestle
63. A Modern Classic.Brand: Buick
64. Beyond expectation.Brand: Malaysia Air. Lines
65. Have you driven a Ford lately?Brand: Ford
66. Life is a journey, travel it well.Brand: United Air. Lines
67. Time always follows me.Brand: Rossini (watch)
68. Not all cars are created equal.Brand: Mitsubishi
69. Flowers by Interflora speak from the heart.Brand: Interflora
70. Where there is a way, there is a Toyota.Brand: Toyota
71. Britains best business bank.Brand: Allied Irish Bank
72. Quality never goes out of style.Brand: Levies (jeans)
73. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.Brand: Timex (watch)7
4. Let your fingers do the walking.Brand: Yellow Pages
75. Liquid jewelry.Brand: Lorr Laboratories (nail polish)
76. Wears like a pig’s nose.Brand: W. M. Finck & Co. (men’s overalls)
77. Understanding comes with TimeBrand: Time
78. We take the world’s greatest pictures.Brand: Nikon
79. The world’s #1 selling financial software.Brand: Quicken
80. Laughs at time.Brand: Du Pont (paint)
81. The world on time.Brand: Federal Express
82. Soothes. Cleanses. Refreshes.Brand: Murine Co. (eyedrops)
83. Ask for MoreBrand: More (cigarrette)
84. Tides in, Dirts out.Brand: Tide
85. Make time for time.Brand: Time
86. Lets make things better.Brand: Phillips
87. Dont dream it. Drive it!Brand: Jaguar
88. Make yourself heard.Brand: Ericsson (cellphone)
89. Come to where flavor is. Marlbbro country.Brand: Marlbbro
90. Generation NextBrand: Pepsi
91. Join the Pepsi generation: feel the tasteBrand: Pepsi
92. Drink Coca-Cola.Brand: Coca-Cola
93. Oh what a feeling!Brand: Toyota
94. The king of beers.Brand: Budweiser
95. Drivers wanted.Brand: Volkswagen
96. Just slightly ahead of our time.Brand: Panasonic
97. Wonder where the yellow went.Brand: Pepsodent
98. Fresh up with Seven-UpBrand: Seven-Up
99. Always buy Chesterfield.Brand: Chesterfield (cigarrette)
100. A world of comfort.Brand: Japan Airlines
 
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L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud

LG - Digitally Yours

Sify - Making the Internet work for you

Voltas - ACs with IQ

Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World

Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia

MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More

Hyundai - Drive Your Way

Canon - Delighting You Always

Philips - Sense & Simplicity

The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge

Cell One - The One for Everyone

Cantabill - International Clothing

Business World - Play the Game

Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service

SBI - With You all the Way

Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life

Omega - The Sign of Excellance

Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it

Honda - The Power of Dreams

MTNL - Transparency makes us Different

SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You

ABN AMRO - Making More Possible

Business Today - For managing Tomarrow

Nokia - Connecting People

Wipro - Applying Thought

Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth

Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly

Toyota - Touch the Perfection

Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying

ITC - Enduring Value

IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire

Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion

Epson - Exceed Your Vision

Park Avenue - Play the Lead

British Airways - The World is Waiting

DIGJAM - Dressing the World

Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life

CNN - Be the First to Know

MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We

Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer

TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits

Amkette - When Reliability Matters

Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own

Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere

FORD – Built for the Road Ahead

GM – Only GM.

DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile

BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine

AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik

TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection

HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way

HONDA - The Power of Dreams

SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.

VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted

FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT

JAGUAR - Born to Perform

LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection

TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car

Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion

Windows XP - Do More with Less

HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible

Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business

CSC - Experience. Results.

Accenture - High Performance. Delivered

IBM - ON DEMAND

LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.

Apple Macintosh - Think Different.

TCS - Beyond the Obvious

Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability

WIPRO - Applying Thought

EMC - Where Information Lives.

Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.


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hey friends, some more punchlines....


Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife.
2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group
3. Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company
4.We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company
5.Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC
6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK
7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company
8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance
9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited.
2. Macromedia - What the web can be.
3. 1. India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda
2. Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India
3. Higher Standards -- Bank of America
4. You and Us -- UBS
5. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK
6. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers
7. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC
8. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank
9. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank
4. 1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA
2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY
3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP
4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT
5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD
6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS
7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES
8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES
9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH
5. MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World's Online Market Place
AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing
Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with Less
HP-Invent - Everything is Possible
Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
IBM - ON DEMAND
LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
TCS - Beyond the Obvious
Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
WIPRO - Applying Thought
Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
Macromedia - What the web can be.
FORD – Built for the Road Ahead
GM – Only GM.
BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine
TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way
HONDA - The Power of Dreams
SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.
VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT
TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car
IBM - I think, therefore IBM.
Dell - Easy as DELL.
Intel - Intel inside.
LEE - The jeans that built America
Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD.
Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak.
Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer
Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do
Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business
Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner
CNBC - Profit from it
AT&T - The World's Networking Company
Monster.com - Never Settle
Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying
Lufthansa - There's no better to fly
British airways - The Way to Fly.
Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air
Sahara - Emotionally yours.
Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations
Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times
Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges
Chevron Corporation - Human Energy
Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life
British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum
ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter
IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life
BPCL - Pure for Sure
IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi
GAIL - Gas and Beyond
Essar corp - A positive a++itude
Speed - High Performance Petrol
Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime.
NDTV Profit - News you can Use.
Toyota Innova - All you Desire.
Star Sports - We know your game
1. L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud
2. LG - Digitally Yours
3. Sify - Making the Internet work for you
4. Voltas - ACs with IQ
5. Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World
6. Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia
7. MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More
8. Hyundai - Drive Your Way
9. Canon - Delighting You Always
10. Philips - Sense & Simplicity
11. The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge
12. Cell One - The One for Everyone
13. Cantabill - International Clothing
14. Business World - Play the Game
15. Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service
16. SBI - With You all the Way
17. Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life
18. Omega - The Sign of Excellance
19. Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it
20. Honda - The Power of Dreams
21. MTNL - Transparency makes us Different
22. SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You
23. ABN AMRO - Making More Possible
24. Business Today - For managing Tomarrow
25. Nokia - Connecting People
26. Wipro - Applying Thought
27. Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth
28. Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly
29. Toyota - Touch the Perfection
30. Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying
31. ITC - Enduring Value
32. IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire
33. Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion
34. Epson - Exceed Your Vision
35. Park Avenue - Play the Lead
36. British Airways - The World is Waiting
37. DIGJAM - Dressing the World
38. Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life
39. CNN - Be the First to Know
40. MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We
41. Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer
42. TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits
43. Amkette - When Reliability Matters
44. Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own
45. Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere
6. . Like. No. Other. - SONY
2. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG
3. Life's Good - LG
4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON
5. Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI
6. Inspired Living - HAIER
7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS
8. The Perfect Experience - JVC
9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA
AMAZON.COM - Earth’s Biggest BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job -
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing
MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World’s Online Market Place
Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with Less
HP-Invent - Everything is [...]
1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More with Less
3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible
4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results.
6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
7. IBM - ON DEMAND
8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values;
Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
15. Macromedia - What the web can be.
 
Jingles are the pertinent part of the brand because it catches the eyeballs help the consumer in brand recall.Here are some punch lines which might not forget.

1.Got milk? (1993) - California Milk Processor Board

2.Don’t leave home without it - (1975) American Express

3.Just do it. (1988) - Nike

4.Think different. (1998) - Apple Computer

5.Reach out and touch someone. (1979) - AT&T
 
  • Digit: Your Technology Navigator.
  • Fiat: Driven By Passion.
  • Abn Amro Bank: Making More Possible.
  • Accenture : High Performance Delivered.
  • Adobe: Simplicity At Work Better By Adobe.
 
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