PROBLEM: Two books are for sale!

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Vijith Pujari
PROBLEM: Two books are for sale!

Which to buy? "The Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?


Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.!
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember "that woman."


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... oooh, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing
 
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