Our very own professor hinglish (Deja Vu)

[karma]

Professors on their usage of English
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A Tribute to the Professors of India, on their usage
of English

# Inside the Class:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come
in.

* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away
in the corridor.

* You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the
class ..)

* Both of you three gets out of the class.

* Close the doors of the windows please... I have
winter in my nose
today.

* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the
school.

* (Facing the Board), Dont talk in front of my back.

* My scooter is understanding the tree.


# About his family:
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)


# At the ground:
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the ball.


# Giving a punishment:

* You, rotate the ground four times...

* You, go and under-stand the tree...

* You three of you, stand together separately.
Heard something familiar... post ur proffessors Hinglish

 

[ViJiT]

in my collg the B.com profs talk this way only..............

 

[milind20]

very good one.....but this is too old....