The interviewer asks him if he knows any languages and he says Yep, hindi,tamil,english .. the interviewers says Dude.. m asking u coding languages.. the guy says No.. so the interviewer says ......... Kya bolta hai bhaiyon
Go get ur a** out of here or i will give u an STFU, and so he goes out and mets with an accident, he opens his eyes and findhimself in a hospital with a beautiful nurse.......
The nurse ......... a beautiful, petite lady in her youth tells him to lie down. He has been in semi coma for 1 week and when he was unconscious he kept repeating the words STFU, STFU....................
Than he comes to consiousness and says main kahan hoon? and than the nurse says that u r in the hospital , u met with an accident and we had done operation on you, but to save you we have cut all your hairs...........
the nurse finally revels that her name is STEFU.... they were lovers in their past life and she was wating for him..he realises why he recall word STEFU all the time!
Guy says impossible .. doctor said last month that I m incapable of being a father.. Guy keeps the phone.. the last words before keeping the phone were ... STFU
There he meets Harry, Ron and Hermione ................. all are held captive by YOU - KNOW - WHO. Lord...... oh!!! YOU - KNOW - WHO is chanting some word in parsel tongue which only Harry and this guy knows
he says tht cnt happen.....we din do anythin...u r jst settin me up!!!!!!!!!!
n he uses only 1 re. da fone disconects....n he tries 2 recall if he had done anything....