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Corporate Lesson number one :

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.......:bigsmile:

I totally agree with your statement dude ... the people who are sitting very up are in stronger posiition.
 
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DOWNSIZING:
Downsizing means "reducing in size" and usually means cutting the number of workers. If positions can be "downsized", then there is an assumption that your original employees either didn't have enough to do, or weren't doing it efficiently. What may happen, though, is that surviving workers end up working longer hours and/or service and production suffer. Regular workers may also be replaced by temporary workers, or the jobs may be outsourced -- in which case the organization often creates new positions to manage the outsourcing.
Downsizing usually affects a group of people at one time, so it is seen as being better than being fired.
 
OUTSOURCING:
Outsourcing simply means having a job done by someone who is not a regular employee, and is usually done by contracting with another company to provide the service. The advantage is that you don't have to worry about salaries and benefits. The disadvantage is that you lose some control over the way the job is done. Companies may identify their "core competencies" (buzzword for "things they do best") and outsource the rest.
Examples of jobs that are commonly outsourced are copying machine maintenance, janitorial services, and communications.
 
that was good one... i will be lookin forward to get some more posts likes this in this frum... anyways chill

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