MGMT. HUMOUR :SOMEHOW TRUE!!

81charlie

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Corporate Lesson number one :

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.......
:hug:
 

dhawantheone

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Corporate Lesson number one :

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.......:bigsmile:
Great the coming decade is of People who are big, or working for too big or franchise
 

arora.tanuj

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e-mail one
Attention: Human Resources

Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
Regards,
Project Leader

e-mail two
Attention: Human Resources

Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.
Regards,
Project Leader
 

max1234

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Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, "I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The second guy says, "I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The third guy says, "What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, "Flood? How do you start a flood?"
 

locky

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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from GIRLFRIEND 5.0 to WIFE 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, WIFE 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BACHELORNIGHTS 10.3 , CRICKET 5.0 , BEERWITHBUDDIES 7.5 and OUTINGS 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep WIFE 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to GIRLFRIEND 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on WIFE 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 5.0 to WIFE 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

WIFE 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0 and to return to GIRLFRIEND 5.0 .

It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 5.0 because WIFE 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your WIFE 1.0Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep WIFE1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZEcommand before the system will return to normal anyway.

WIFE 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CLEAN 2.5 , SWEEP 3.0 , COOK 1.5 and DOLAUNDRY 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAGNAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend SAREES 2.1 and JEWELLERY 5.0..

WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SECRETARYWITHSHORTSKIRT 3.3 . This application is not supported by WIFE 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support..
 

123654

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:SugarwareZ-286: wow.... gud one....

This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.

Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them
 
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