Math Jokes

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Hanna Te
Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
 
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