management lessons

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Lesson Number 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.
Management Learning:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very
high up.

Lesson Number 2:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually
>>gave him
enoug! h strength to reach the
first branch of the tree.
The next day, after e ating some more dung, he reached the
second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at
the top of
the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
out of the
tree.
Management Learning:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there.

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Lesson Number 3:
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung
on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the so! und, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow
dung, and promptly du g him out
and ate him!
Management Learning:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!g him out
and ate him!
Management Learning:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut
!


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