vikram chawla
Vikram Chawla
Management language and its meaning:
When management people say:
-EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM ...they mean: We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
-CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
-IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
-WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
-YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - It finally worked!
When management people say:
-EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM ...they mean: We just hired three kids fresh out of college.
-CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.
-IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.
-WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now.
-YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - It finally worked!