-Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas..So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
-Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
-Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don"t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who"s clock is that?" That"s Gautam Buddha"s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That"s Abraham Lincoln"s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where"s my Laloo"s clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I"m using it as a ceiling fan.
-Laloo Yadav jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,he said "Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon." Everyone was delighted. Laloo Yadav continued "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga."
* Dear Mr. Yadav--- pyare yadav bhai
* You do not meet---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
* our requirement---- humko to zaroorat hai
* Please do not send any furthur correspondance---- ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
* No phone call ---- phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
* shall be entertained---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
* Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
-Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar.
The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"
-Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don"t Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are LieCloks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who"s clock is that?" That"s Gautam Buddha"s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That"s Abraham Lincoln"s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where"s my Laloo"s clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I"m using it as a ceiling fan.
-Laloo Yadav jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,he said "Bhaiyon aur behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon." Everyone was delighted. Laloo Yadav continued "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga."
* Dear Mr. Yadav--- pyare yadav bhai
* You do not meet---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
* our requirement---- humko to zaroorat hai
* Please do not send any furthur correspondance---- ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.
* No phone call ---- phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
* shall be entertained---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
* Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya