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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds over each bird and only the legs showing.
He sat right in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of bird legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, and identifying
characteristic.
The student looked at each set of bird legs. They all ooked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying, and now he had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it, the madder he got. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore.
He went to the professor's desk and said "What a stupid test!
How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking
at their legs?" With that the student threw his test on theprofessor's desk and walked out the door. The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name, so as the student
reached the door, the professor called out "One moment, son, what's
your name?"
The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said "You guess buddy! You guess!" :-)
 
Top Ten Ways to Make Your Neighbor Move

1) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone.

2) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

3) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (i.e., chairs, books, lamps, etc.)

4) Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies," then stutter and say, "I uh mean other garbage," walk away laughing hysterically.

5) Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close state that there is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards.

6) At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again."

7) When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.

8) Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbors each day hack off a different part of their body.

9) Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.)

10) Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household appliances.
 
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