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"If you can take care of yourself and make it to 90, starting at age 90, every year, one law no longer applies to you."
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Andy Samberg
"I first suspected that my father was gay when I asked him to pick a number between one and ten and he was all, 'I'm gay.' That's when I first grew suspicious."
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Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan
"I was watching Maury Povich the other day. They had the episode, 'Is it Male or Female?' And I'm sitting there with an erection, 'Oh, all of them are good.'"
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Bill Maher
"I've never had one condom break. Either I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch who ever was -- and I'm not -- or this is the most reliable product since the toaster." :SugarwareZ-258:
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Andy Samberg
"I first suspected that my father was gay when I asked him to pick a number between one and ten and he was all, 'I'm gay.' That's when I first grew suspicious."
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Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan
"I was watching Maury Povich the other day. They had the episode, 'Is it Male or Female?' And I'm sitting there with an erection, 'Oh, all of them are good.'"
Watch more from Tracy Morgan »
Bill Maher
"I've never had one condom break. Either I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch who ever was -- and I'm not -- or this is the most reliable product since the toaster." :SugarwareZ-258: