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poojamagic

Pooja Rohida
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Sala Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.


Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!


Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both!


Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding?
To tell each other affectionately. .. SWEETHEART U R DEAD!
Son:"daddy,meri door ki nazar kharab hai chashma dila do"
Sardar took him outside & said-wo kya hai?
Son:Suraj.
Sardar:Sale aur kitna door dekega..!
 
Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile - 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Mervyn Silva to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Teacher: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mervyn Silva: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Mervyn Silva in airplane going 2 Bombay ... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air Hostess said: "B silent."
Mervyn Silva: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Mervyn Silva got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Mervyn replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Mervyn Silva: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Mervyn Silva: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Mervyn Silva: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Mervyn Silva: We lost the duplicate key!!
 
hahaha.....funny! good ones!!

Here are some more.....

Q:Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarves?

A: Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."

Q: Why should you not take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

A: Because it might Pikachu.

Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

A: Neither has he.
 
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