JOKES OF THE DAY

shibikeshri

Shibi Keshri
sardar received a messages from his girl friend
I Miss you
sardar replied: I Mr. You



English teacher: one cute and young girl is walking on the road.
change this into an exclamatory sentences.
student: Aailaa, ITEMM!

Teacher: explain digestive system in one sentence?
student: it is the process, which starts with right hand,
and finishes with left hand


twins babies born in a sardar house
sardar couldn't sleep whole night
continuously thinking
who is the father of second one baby?



wife: what should i bring for u from London?
husband: an English girl.
she left quietly
on her return,
husband: my gift?
wife: darling, just wait for 9 months.
 
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