Jokes of S and B

[jitenpatel2088]

बंता: आप तो कह रहे थे मेरे साथ डिनर पर चलो वहां खाने में बड़ी चॉइस होगी! यहाँ तो सिर्फ एक ही सब्जी बनी है!
संता: खाने में चॉइस तो फिर भी है!
बंता: क्या चॉइस है!
संता: खाना है खाओ, नहीं खाना न खाओ!

 

[raffey_25]

# All things are difficult before they are easy. -Thomas Fuller

 

[raffey_25]

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. -Peter F. Drucker

 

[raffey_25]

We work to become, not to acquire. -Elbert Hubbard

 

[raffey_25]

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction. -Anne Frank

 

[raffey_25]

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. -Elbert Hubbard

 

[raffey_25]

Nobody can be successful unless he loves his work. -David Sarnoff

 

[raffey_25]

You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. -Jim Rohn

 

[raffey_25]

You can work hard, you can have excellent educational credentials, but how many points would your attitude score? -Catherine Pulsifer

 

[raffey_25]

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. -Demetri Martin

 

[raffey_25]

Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours. -Dale Carnegie

 

[raffey_25]

When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. -Colleen C. Barrett

 

[raffey_25]

Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. -Marian Wright Edelman