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[rads10]

Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear
walked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running
shoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as the bear
slowly approached them. The second man looked at the first,
confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren't
going to help, you can't outrun that bear." "I don't need to," said
the first man, "I just need to outrun you."

 

[rads10]

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found him
sitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible "What are
you doing?" asked the friend. "Looking for loopholes," repied the lawyer.

 

[tr3mo2]

This is an excellent riddle. Worth reading. When asked this riddle, 80% of
kindergarten students got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford
University seniors.
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?

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> "Nothing" is greater than God,
> "Nothing" is more evil than the devil,
> The poor have "Nothing",
> The rich need "Nothing", and if you eat "Nothing", you'll die?

 

[bharu]

A Poem Written by an African Shakespeare
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Dear White Fella
Couple things you should know

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in sun, I black
When I cold, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

You white fella
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
When you die, you gray

AND YOU HAVE THE CHEEK TO CALL ME COLORED!!!

 

[tr3mo2]

Some more from my side~

Height of Confusion:
Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Height of Pain:
A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

Height of Competition:
1. A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2. A topless lady standing near mount everest.

Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgustion:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology:
Condom with zip.

Height of Penetration:
A baby girl born pregnant.

Height of Darkness:
A negro searching for his penis in a dark room...

Height of Fashion:
A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.

Height of Patience:
A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in her pussy.