priyankajain05
Priyanka Jain
kbc mei amitabh bachan:wats ur father's name
santa
silent)
amitabh:jawab dijiye
santa:sir,pehle option to do
santa
silent)amitabh:jawab dijiye
santa:sir,pehle option to do
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for £1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
370HSSV 0773H
370HSSV 0773H
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly, so get lost!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
his is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
A: There is a stamp on it.
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
Rahil Khan
Rahil Khan
I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!