jigar pobari
Jigar Pobari
You Know You Work in the 21st century
when -
- cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
- pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
- you consider inner-office mail painfully slow.
- you refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
- you lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
- you think "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
- you refer to tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
- you find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- you know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbors.
- you ask your friends to "think out of the box" when you make your Friday night plans.
- you get excited when it’s Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.
- you think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o’clock.:SugarwareZ-256:
when -
- cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
- your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
- pick-up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains.
- you consider inner-office mail painfully slow.
- you refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
- you lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
- you think "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.
- you refer to tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
- you find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- you know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your neighbors.
- you ask your friends to "think out of the box" when you make your Friday night plans.
- you get excited when it’s Saturday so you can wear sweats to work.
- you think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o’clock.:SugarwareZ-256:
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