As They Get Old...
Old cashiers never die, they just check out
Old frogs never die, they just croak
Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive
Old meteors never die, they just burn up
Old musicians never die, they just decompose
Old pilots never die, they just buzz off
Old surfers never die, they just get board
Old hikers never die, they just trail away
Old garagemen never die, they just retire
Old kids never die, they just grow up
Old atoms never die, they just decay
Old blondes never fade, they just dye away
Old hams never die, they just get grounded
Old light bulbs never die, they just blink out
Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke
Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties
Old accounts never die, they are deleted
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
Old actors never die, they just drop a part
