Facts Abt Salaried People

prakash_dudes

Prakash Pohwani
Some basic facts of life which applies to the Salaried People

[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]Bank Balance
First Week :10000
Second Week :
1000
Third Week :
100
Fourth week :
10

Conveyance
First Week :Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week :
Share Auto
("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus
("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week :
Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week :
Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina
("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week :
"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week :
Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls
("Mobile
should be used in urgent
situations only")

Fourth week : Only incoming calls
[/FONT]


[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]("I am not going to call her until she
calls me")

And last....but not the least...

Boozing
First Week : "Come, let's go to Mumbai and freak out!"
Second Week :
"Man, there is nothing in Mumbai. Let's go to Lets go to some small place."
Third Week :
"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what
say?"

Fourth week :
"Drinking is injurious to health" [/FONT]
 
Back
Top