Con-gress (Pun intended)

Too much has been said in one forum or the other, on facebook or on twitter ; everywhere you see – people are up in arms(or rather keyboard) against the government’s ratification of the atrocities committed day after day. They fail to amaze the people – be it a 13 year old or an elderly. Law is being bent over to take a pounding, while the coercive strum the coerced.

One popular comment that was doing the rounds is --"Babaji, Anna ji, Kejariwal Ji 'Con-gress(pun intended) se ladne ka jigra to le aaoge par kaminapan kahan se laaoge??". This is in fact a take on the dialogue from movie China Gate’s villain who also claimed to have grown up drinking canine milk.(not that it really matters)

I for one find it very compelling to draw a few lines between there belligerent leaders of ours and the Mafioso. I don’t know what goes into minds of Con-gress Brigade but all and sundry can see now that these are the folks who once swore to serve the people. The likes of Sibal & digvijay are creating a new school of opinionated polity which stands ground with Nazism.

These people indict RSS of following Hitler but it seems they have mastered the knack of spit and run stratagem. I doubt if Italian Fascist sway is to blame for this. Just to be sure of the facts , it is no small feat that we have more than 1 Lakh supporters on Baba Ramdev's Support Page in Facebook and many of them have joined in after what “LEELA” the government indulged in on the night of 4th june. The vendetta will not pass for a time to come….

It is not the sun that the proletariat resembles, but the lanterns, which grow luminous little by little , reach the peak of their glow by midnight and fade away ; just to be awoken again.

If we stand united we have our best chance of outshining the sun (figuratively of course). No one in media is asking Con-gress about the whereabouts of the holy cow and holy calves of Indian politics now. The ethos set in stone by the founders of INC is crying out in vain, fading away in the irradiance of fraudulent polity.

Some unconfirmed testimonies suggest that they all are in Europe and taking care of the Swiss accounts and other offshore discrepancies (laundering is becoming difficult after all). They all are missing in action. I wonder where will they go if god forbid some calamity falls on nation like some war.. May be the “Italian lady” at the helm of the Mafioso will again flee the country like she did in 1971 war with Pakistan.(or so I hear from my father)

 

[Swaswati Borpuzari]

In a delightful twist of wordplay, the topic of "Con-gress" (pun intended) brings together the legislative body often associated with the United States and the concept of puns, those clever plays on words that can either elicit groans or laughter depending on one's sense of humor. Congress, the bicameral legislature of the United States government, is a place where the art of rhetoric and negotiation is paramount, but what if we sprinkle a bit of whimsy and wordplay into the mix? Imagine a session where every bill, amendment, or debate is introduced with a pun. "The Duck Quacks Back" might be a fitting title for a bill aimed at increasing transparency in government spending, playing on the phrase "quacks" to suggest both the sound a duck makes and a reference to dubious financial practices. Meanwhile, a proposal to improve infrastructure could be humorously dubbed "The Bridge Over Troubled Waters," a pun on the classic Simon and Garfunkel song and the literal need to build bridges. Even more creatively, a bill to reform healthcare might be called "A Pill to Swallow," suggesting the difficult but necessary nature of the changes. While puns can add a bit of levity to the often serious and sometimes tense environment of Congress, they also serve as a reminder of the human side of those who serve in it. After all, a bit of laughter can go a long way in breaking down barriers and fostering a more collaborative spirit. Who knew that the world of politics and puns could intersect in such a delightful and potentially productive manner?

 

[Dhruv Bindhani]

Too much has been said in one forum or the other, on facebook or on twitter ; everywhere you see – people are up in arms(or rather keyboard) against the government’s ratification of the atrocities committed day after day. They fail to amaze the people – be it a 13 year old or an elderly. Law is being bent over to take a pounding, while the coercive strum the coerced.

One popular comment that was doing the rounds is --"Babaji, Anna ji, Kejariwal Ji 'Con-gress(pun intended) se ladne ka jigra to le aaoge par kaminapan kahan se laaoge??". This is in fact a take on the dialogue from movie China Gate’s villain who also claimed to have grown up drinking canine milk.(not that it really matters)

I for one find it very compelling to draw a few lines between there belligerent leaders of ours and the Mafioso. I don’t know what goes into minds of Con-gress Brigade but all and sundry can see now that these are the folks who once swore to serve the people. The likes of Sibal & digvijay are creating a new school of opinionated polity which stands ground with Nazism.

These people indict RSS of following Hitler but it seems they have mastered the knack of spit and run stratagem. I doubt if Italian Fascist sway is to blame for this. Just to be sure of the facts , it is no small feat that we have more than 1 Lakh supporters on Baba Ramdev's Support Page in Facebook and many of them have joined in after what “LEELA” the government indulged in on the night of 4th june. The vendetta will not pass for a time to come….

It is not the sun that the proletariat resembles, but the lanterns, which grow luminous little by little , reach the peak of their glow by midnight and fade away ; just to be awoken again.

If we stand united we have our best chance of outshining the sun (figuratively of course). No one in media is asking Con-gress about the whereabouts of the holy cow and holy calves of Indian politics now. The ethos set in stone by the founders of INC is crying out in vain, fading away in the irradiance of fraudulent polity.

Some unconfirmed testimonies suggest that they all are in Europe and taking care of the Swiss accounts and other offshore discrepancies (laundering is becoming difficult after all). They all are missing in action. I wonder where will they go if god forbid some calamity falls on nation like some war.. May be the “Italian lady” at the helm of the Mafioso will again flee the country like she did in 1971 war with Pakistan.(or so I hear from my father)

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