rahul_parab2006
Rahul Parab
COMPUTER JOKES
Q. - What do you call a computer superhero?
A. – A ‘Screensaver’.
Q. – Why did the computer cross the road?
A. – To get a byte to eat.
Q. – What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
A. – Lots of memory
Q. – What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A. – A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Q. – Why was the computer so angry?
A. – Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Q. – Why did the computer sneeze?
A. – It had a virus.
Q. Why did the computer get glasses?
A. – To improve its websight.
Q. Where do cool mice live?
A. – In mousepads.
Q. – Where do computers go to dance?
A. – The disk-o.
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Q. - What do you call a computer superhero?
A. – A ‘Screensaver’.
Q. – Why did the computer cross the road?
A. – To get a byte to eat.
Q. – What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
A. – Lots of memory
Q. – What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A. – A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Q. – Why was the computer so angry?
A. – Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Q. – Why did the computer sneeze?
A. – It had a virus.
Q. Why did the computer get glasses?
A. – To improve its websight.
Q. Where do cool mice live?
A. – In mousepads.
Q. – Where do computers go to dance?
A. – The disk-o.
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