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THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION WON THE 2ND BEST TELEPHONIC CONVERSATION AT DRISHTI 2006--THE NM BMS FEST.
Laloo Prasad Yadav calls Britney Spears
Laloo Prasad: haaloo
Britney spears: hellew
Laloo: can I speak to Miss. Bhootney Spares
Britney: yupp speaking. Who’s this?
Laloo: thich ich Laloo parsad fraam India. I rail minister India.
Britney: so what can I do?
Laloo: madam, we aar aarganising the laanch aaf aar noo bullet train between bambai and amdavad. We invite oo for the inaagration ceremanny. We hope that oo inaagrate this special railway service.
Britney: But I do no know oo.
Laloo: Phhbt! Budubududubud! Bhaisanwaa humko nahin jaaanat hai!
Britney: What?
Laloo: oo do not know me? Open gobargal and search “chaara ghotala”.
Britney: gobargal?
Laloo: oo kaa kahat hai? GOO-GAL - world’s bust search engine.
Britney: ok. Google
Laloo: yass yass
Britney: whats there in that site?
Laloo: oo come to know my work and image in India
Britney: when is the function scheduled for?
Laloo: it is at 12.00 pm sharp @ Mumbai central station
Britney: But on what date??
Laloo: 26th JAANWAR-I, 2006
Britney: hmm. But I m very busy here
(Laloo Hearing busy as bushy)
Laloo: Madam. Do naat warry. Bush Sahab is the chief gay-st.
Britney: that’s exciting.
Laloo: madam, oo come here. Oo will be totally free here. No one needs to works here.
Britney: good
Britney: Hey your country is very dirty. How will I come there?
Laloo: madam, it is very good now. (After the loss of laloo from bihar)
Britney: sounds great. But again the people there are full of clothes and no one is really sexy.
Laloo: budbuddudbud! Over country very bootiful. My wife, I have seen her. She iz also very sixy.
Laloo: people are crajee faar oo in India.
Britney: I can’t believe it.
Laloo: yass yass. Ooo aar very pappu-liar here
Britney: that’s nice
Laloo: people will be disappanted if oo come and do naat parfaarm.
Britney: hey laloo. I wanna do a concert too
Laloo: yasyas! Why naat? On 26th jaaanwari 2006. I will orange all the necessities.
Britney: ohhk . thank you sir.
Laloo: how much oo will charge for kaancert?
Britney: “I am a slave for u”. FREE FREE FREE.
Laloo: come daily. U will get lakhs in noutanki here.
Britney: who cares about money honey?
Laloo: no no madam. Take something from us pleez.
Britney: okok. Pay me $50000.
Laloo: What? Bacha kucha kapda bhi nikalneka vichaar hai ka. Hum nanga ho jaaounga.
Laloo: madam. We r thankful that oo r coming free
Britney: hahahaha
Laloo: hohohoho
Britney: What about my accommodation and stay??
Laloo: daant worry madam! I will orange the bust of the rooms in the city.
Britney: thank u. and what about my security?
Laloo: daant worry madam! I will be there with oo. No one attacks the bihari’s
Britney: Okay! I am hanging up the phone rite now. Kevin is waiting in my room.
Laloo: why aar oo hanging ur phone. Hang Kevin. Y is he disturbing us.
Britney: I meant that I wanna go rite now.
Laloo: Madam. pleez talk little more. I liking talking with oo.
Britney: ohhk honey
Britney: Tell me something about your family
Laloo: My family like criket team. 10 players and 1 captain and I am the coach.
Britney: I didn’t understand.
Laloo: 10 children and rabri and me.
Britney: hey u should have become the family planning minister
Laloo: daant be naughty. I aam very displined.
Britney: Sorry
Laloo: that’s good. Spares, pleez “email my heart”
Britney: What the hell do you think of yourself? How can you say like this? Just think you are the father of 10.
Laloo: Baby! One more time!
Britney: u seems to be naughty now. Where is your discipline?
Laloo: madam I aaalso expect “one kiss from oo”
Britney: huh!!! Enough.
Laloo: what enough? “That’s where oo take me”
Britney: stay in your limits u……
Britney: stop this crap else I will send Kevin there to take your care.
Laloo: madam what happened? I waas just requesting the songs faar the kaancert.
Britney: ohh songs. I misinterpreted.
Laloo: hum decided that as a gift I will give oo a chance to dance aan the Indian railways which are most stable.
Britney: ohh k great. I will shoot my next song on railways in India.
Laloo: chalega meri bhootney
Britney: what did u say?
Laloo: I said ‘surely’
Britney: Ohhk . now am going else Kevin will go with someone else. Okay?
Laloo: ohhk me also want to go. Rabri ij free today.
Britney: byebye
Laloo: Bye sweetheart!
(Britney hangs up)
Laloo: mumumumu! I love you
Beep beep beep beep beep
Laloo: hatt! Suna hi nahi.
Laloo Prasad Yadav calls Britney Spears
Laloo Prasad: haaloo
Britney spears: hellew
Laloo: can I speak to Miss. Bhootney Spares
Britney: yupp speaking. Who’s this?
Laloo: thich ich Laloo parsad fraam India. I rail minister India.
Britney: so what can I do?
Laloo: madam, we aar aarganising the laanch aaf aar noo bullet train between bambai and amdavad. We invite oo for the inaagration ceremanny. We hope that oo inaagrate this special railway service.
Britney: But I do no know oo.
Laloo: Phhbt! Budubududubud! Bhaisanwaa humko nahin jaaanat hai!
Britney: What?
Laloo: oo do not know me? Open gobargal and search “chaara ghotala”.
Britney: gobargal?
Laloo: oo kaa kahat hai? GOO-GAL - world’s bust search engine.
Britney: ok. Google
Laloo: yass yass
Britney: whats there in that site?
Laloo: oo come to know my work and image in India
Britney: when is the function scheduled for?
Laloo: it is at 12.00 pm sharp @ Mumbai central station
Britney: But on what date??
Laloo: 26th JAANWAR-I, 2006
Britney: hmm. But I m very busy here
(Laloo Hearing busy as bushy)
Laloo: Madam. Do naat warry. Bush Sahab is the chief gay-st.
Britney: that’s exciting.
Laloo: madam, oo come here. Oo will be totally free here. No one needs to works here.
Britney: good
Britney: Hey your country is very dirty. How will I come there?
Laloo: madam, it is very good now. (After the loss of laloo from bihar)
Britney: sounds great. But again the people there are full of clothes and no one is really sexy.
Laloo: budbuddudbud! Over country very bootiful. My wife, I have seen her. She iz also very sixy.
Laloo: people are crajee faar oo in India.
Britney: I can’t believe it.
Laloo: yass yass. Ooo aar very pappu-liar here
Britney: that’s nice
Laloo: people will be disappanted if oo come and do naat parfaarm.
Britney: hey laloo. I wanna do a concert too
Laloo: yasyas! Why naat? On 26th jaaanwari 2006. I will orange all the necessities.
Britney: ohhk . thank you sir.
Laloo: how much oo will charge for kaancert?
Britney: “I am a slave for u”. FREE FREE FREE.
Laloo: come daily. U will get lakhs in noutanki here.
Britney: who cares about money honey?
Laloo: no no madam. Take something from us pleez.
Britney: okok. Pay me $50000.
Laloo: What? Bacha kucha kapda bhi nikalneka vichaar hai ka. Hum nanga ho jaaounga.
Laloo: madam. We r thankful that oo r coming free
Britney: hahahaha
Laloo: hohohoho
Britney: What about my accommodation and stay??
Laloo: daant worry madam! I will orange the bust of the rooms in the city.
Britney: thank u. and what about my security?
Laloo: daant worry madam! I will be there with oo. No one attacks the bihari’s
Britney: Okay! I am hanging up the phone rite now. Kevin is waiting in my room.
Laloo: why aar oo hanging ur phone. Hang Kevin. Y is he disturbing us.
Britney: I meant that I wanna go rite now.
Laloo: Madam. pleez talk little more. I liking talking with oo.
Britney: ohhk honey
Britney: Tell me something about your family
Laloo: My family like criket team. 10 players and 1 captain and I am the coach.
Britney: I didn’t understand.
Laloo: 10 children and rabri and me.
Britney: hey u should have become the family planning minister
Laloo: daant be naughty. I aam very displined.
Britney: Sorry
Laloo: that’s good. Spares, pleez “email my heart”
Britney: What the hell do you think of yourself? How can you say like this? Just think you are the father of 10.
Laloo: Baby! One more time!
Britney: u seems to be naughty now. Where is your discipline?
Laloo: madam I aaalso expect “one kiss from oo”
Britney: huh!!! Enough.
Laloo: what enough? “That’s where oo take me”
Britney: stay in your limits u……
Britney: stop this crap else I will send Kevin there to take your care.
Laloo: madam what happened? I waas just requesting the songs faar the kaancert.
Britney: ohh songs. I misinterpreted.
Laloo: hum decided that as a gift I will give oo a chance to dance aan the Indian railways which are most stable.
Britney: ohh k great. I will shoot my next song on railways in India.
Laloo: chalega meri bhootney
Britney: what did u say?
Laloo: I said ‘surely’
Britney: Ohhk . now am going else Kevin will go with someone else. Okay?
Laloo: ohhk me also want to go. Rabri ij free today.
Britney: byebye
Laloo: Bye sweetheart!
(Britney hangs up)
Laloo: mumumumu! I love you
Beep beep beep beep beep
Laloo: hatt! Suna hi nahi.
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