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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
vishaltejwani
Vishal Tejwani
Two Sardars are playing CHESS
i am not joking
i am not joking
yogin
Yogin Vora
Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi sawar di,
Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi ujaad di,
Kasur unka nahi hamara tha,
Un do lamho me humne sari jindagi gujaar di.
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Rah Rah kar teri yaad aaye to kya karun?
Yaad teri dil se na jaye to kya karu?
Sochata hu ki hogi mulakat khwabo me,
Lekin kambakhat nind he naa aaye to kya karu?
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Aap paas raho ya dur
hum dil se dil ki awaj mila sakate hai,
Na sms ke na khat ke mauthaj hai hum
Per aap ke dil ko ek hichaki se hila sakate hai.
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Waqt ki dhup ho ya barish,
kuch kadamo ke nishan kahin nahi hote.
jinhe yad karke khush hoti hai ankhen,
wo log dur hote hue bhi door nahi hote.
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Ek lamhe me unhone hamari jindagi ujaad di,
Kasur unka nahi hamara tha,
Un do lamho me humne sari jindagi gujaar di.
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Rah Rah kar teri yaad aaye to kya karun?
Yaad teri dil se na jaye to kya karu?
Sochata hu ki hogi mulakat khwabo me,
Lekin kambakhat nind he naa aaye to kya karu?
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Aap paas raho ya dur
hum dil se dil ki awaj mila sakate hai,
Na sms ke na khat ke mauthaj hai hum
Per aap ke dil ko ek hichaki se hila sakate hai.
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Waqt ki dhup ho ya barish,
kuch kadamo ke nishan kahin nahi hote.
jinhe yad karke khush hoti hai ankhen,
wo log dur hote hue bhi door nahi hote.
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yogin
Yogin Vora
Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
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GHAM KO BECHKAR KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
KHWAB BECHKAR ZINDAGI KHAREED LENGE.
HOGA IMTIHAAN TO DEKHE GI DUNIYA.
KHUD KO BECH KAR AAP KI KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
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chidiya ko dekha to mann gud gudaya
apne azaad hone ka khyal mann ko bhaya
kyu na mein b par faila kar udd jau kahin door
fir achanak hi khud ko rishto me bandha hua paya
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Unki yaad aaye toh dil kya kare,
Yaad dil se na jaye toh dil kya kare,
Socha tha sapno me mulaqath hogi magar,
Neend hi na aaye toh dil kya kare.
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Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
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GHAM KO BECHKAR KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
KHWAB BECHKAR ZINDAGI KHAREED LENGE.
HOGA IMTIHAAN TO DEKHE GI DUNIYA.
KHUD KO BECH KAR AAP KI KHUSHI KHAREED LENGE.
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chidiya ko dekha to mann gud gudaya
apne azaad hone ka khyal mann ko bhaya
kyu na mein b par faila kar udd jau kahin door
fir achanak hi khud ko rishto me bandha hua paya
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Unki yaad aaye toh dil kya kare,
Yaad dil se na jaye toh dil kya kare,
Socha tha sapno me mulaqath hogi magar,
Neend hi na aaye toh dil kya kare.
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yogin
Yogin Vora
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
***********
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
***********
There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
***********
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
***********
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
***********
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
***********
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
***********
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
***********
I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.
***********
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
So why practice?
***********
If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
***********
Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
***********
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
***********
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
***********
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
***********
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
***********
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
***********
The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
***********
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
***********
Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
***********
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
***********
There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
***********
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
***********
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
***********
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
***********
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
***********
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
***********
yogin
Yogin Vora
A new client meets a famous lawyer.
Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question?
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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god!
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?
Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?
Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question?
............ ......... ......... .........
A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god!
............ ......... ......... .........
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.
Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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yogin
Yogin Vora
| Cool One Liners |
If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.
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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
.......
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
*******
If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
.......
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
.......
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
.......
Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.
.......
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
.......
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
.......
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
.......
By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.
.......
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.
.......
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
.......
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
.......
There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.
.......
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
.......
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
.......
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
.......
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
*******
yogin
Yogin Vora
Pappu Pass Ho Gaya
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
************ *****
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
************ *****
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
************ *****
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
************ *****
PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
************ *****
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
************ *****
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.
************ *****
TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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