yogin
Yogin Vora
Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
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Ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
Sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. P
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Neighbour to sardar: " Raat nu teri khirki khuli si, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi".
Sardar: "Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi".
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ..
Ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
Sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. P
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Neighbour to sardar: " Raat nu teri khirki khuli si, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi".
Sardar: "Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi".
yogin
Yogin Vora
Hasna jindagi hai,
has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,
jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai
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Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,
ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse,
Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..
............ ......... ......... ......... .
Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein,
Dil me hum bas jaayenge!
Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!
............ ......... ......... ......... .
Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota
Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota
Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To
muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..
has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,
jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai
............ ......... ......... ......... .
Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,
ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse,
Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..
............ ......... ......... ......... .
Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein,
Dil me hum bas jaayenge!
Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!
............ ......... ......... ......... .
Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota
Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota
Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To
muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..
yogin
Yogin Vora
NOT ONLY STUDIES KEEP MAN FIT ALSO LAUGHTER KEEPS MAN PERFECT 
:SugarwareZ-135:
URGENT VACANCY FOR THE POST OF GIRL FRIEND
Happy Valentines Day
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.:kiss::eyebrows:claps
:SugarwareZ-135:URGENT VACANCY FOR THE POST OF GIRL FRIEND
Happy Valentines Day
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
· Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with
Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.:kiss::eyebrows:
claps
yogin
Yogin Vora
A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..
Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.
Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.
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WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE
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Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,
He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade
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What makes a book bestseller?
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..
Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.
Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.
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WIFE: DARLING TODAY IS ANNIVERSARY OF OUR MARRIAGE, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
HUSBAND : DEAR LET US STAND IN TWO MINUTES SILENCE
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ....
Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,
He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade
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What makes a book bestseller?
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..
yogin
Yogin Vora
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE
First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.
Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.
Second law:
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.
Third law:
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.
Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
yogin
Yogin Vora
PROPOSE KE NAYE FUNDE
I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has
Gone from me to u,
So care for it just like i do,
B'COZ i have no
Heart n u have two.
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What iS gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE
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Love : Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life,
But its the way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..
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Can you see me? No? Turn around, can you see me now? No?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has
Gone from me to u,
So care for it just like i do,
B'COZ i have no
Heart n u have two.
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What iS gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE
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Love : Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life,
But its the way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..
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Can you see me? No? Turn around, can you see me now? No?
Turn again, can you see me now?
I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
yogin
Yogin Vora
CHILLY QUESTION N ANSWER
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
*********
Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
*********
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
*********
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
*********
Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
*********
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
*********
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
*********
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
*********
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
*********
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
*********
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
yogin
Yogin Vora
FUNNY CONVERSATION
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What''s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let's hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I''m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu。
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That''s the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What''s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let's hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I''m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu。
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That''s the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N .?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
yogin
Yogin Vora
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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A man is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Man: All right... Then how about on the last date?
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
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Q: What is the name of Veerappan's IT company
A: VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
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A man is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Man: All right... Then how about on the last date?
............ ......... ......... ......... ..
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
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Q: What is the name of Veerappan's IT company
A: VIPRO (Veerappan IT Products).
yogin
Yogin Vora
Har seene mein dil hota hai,
Har dil mein ek raaz ki baat hoti hai,
Har koi nahi bana sakta TAJ MAHAL,
Par har dil mein ek MUMTAZ hoti hai.
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Nighahein aapki, pehchaan hai hamari,
Muskurahath aapki, shaan hai humari,
Rakhna hifazath tum apni ,
Kyonki saanse aapki, jaan hai humari
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Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho......
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.
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Achi surat ko sanvarne ki zarurat kya hai
Sadgi bhi to qayamat ki ada hoti hain
Har dil mein ek raaz ki baat hoti hai,
Har koi nahi bana sakta TAJ MAHAL,
Par har dil mein ek MUMTAZ hoti hai.
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Nighahein aapki, pehchaan hai hamari,
Muskurahath aapki, shaan hai humari,
Rakhna hifazath tum apni ,
Kyonki saanse aapki, jaan hai humari
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Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho......
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.
............ ......... ......... ......... ...
Achi surat ko sanvarne ki zarurat kya hai
Sadgi bhi to qayamat ki ada hoti hain
yogin
Yogin Vora
HEY FRNDZ ANSWER THIS PLZZZZ????
WHY (can anyone give the answers)
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
WHY (can anyone give the answers)
1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?
10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?
20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
yogin
Yogin Vora
Khamosh raat ke pahlu me sitare na hote,
Is suni aankho me rangin nazare na hote,
Hum bhi na karte parva aap ki,
Agar aap hame itne pyare na hote
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Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Mar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho
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Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.
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Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham main bhi muskurana sikha diya.
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Is suni aankho me rangin nazare na hote,
Hum bhi na karte parva aap ki,
Agar aap hame itne pyare na hote
............ ......... ......... ......... .........
Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,
Mar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho
............ ......... ......... ......... .........
Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.
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Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham main bhi muskurana sikha diya.
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yogin
Yogin Vora
Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
Jaa andar se calculator lekar aa.
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Girl : Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya ab mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora sa aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
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Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you......... ..
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
Jaa andar se calculator lekar aa.
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Girl : Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya ab mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora sa aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
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Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you......... ..
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
yogin
Yogin Vora
Abh sukoon hai toh use bhulne mein hai,
Lekin uss shakhsh ko bhulaye kaun,
Aaj fir dil hai kuch udaas udaas
Dekhiey aaj phir yaad aye kaun...
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Yah meri talaash ka jurm hai,
Ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai,
Jo dil k jitney karib hai,
Woh nazar se utne hi door hai..
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Do kadam to sab chalte hai
Per zindagi bhar sath koi ni nibhata..
Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein,
To has kar gum koi nahi chupata..
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Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyu hoth hai?
Jo Nahi Mil Sakta Usise Mohobbat Ku Hoti Hai?
Kitne kante hai raho mei fir bhi
Dil ko Usi Key aane ki aahat kyu hoti hai...
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Lekin uss shakhsh ko bhulaye kaun,
Aaj fir dil hai kuch udaas udaas
Dekhiey aaj phir yaad aye kaun...
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Yah meri talaash ka jurm hai,
Ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai,
Jo dil k jitney karib hai,
Woh nazar se utne hi door hai..
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Do kadam to sab chalte hai
Per zindagi bhar sath koi ni nibhata..
Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein,
To has kar gum koi nahi chupata..
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Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyu hoth hai?
Jo Nahi Mil Sakta Usise Mohobbat Ku Hoti Hai?
Kitne kante hai raho mei fir bhi
Dil ko Usi Key aane ki aahat kyu hoti hai...
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yogin
Yogin Vora
Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....) :d
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!) :d
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?) :d
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out) :d
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet) :d
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?) :d
7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh...huh!) :d
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....) :d
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!) :d
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?) :d
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out) :d
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet) :d
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?) :d
7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh...huh!) :d
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
yogin
Yogin Vora
People say that Good friends r hard to find!
That's coz d best r already mine!
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A true friend is someone who thinks tat ur a good egg.
Even though he knows that ur slightly CRACKED.
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U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.
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Teri dosti me khud ko mehfuj mante hai,
Hum dosto me tujhe sabse ajij mante hai.
Teri dosti ke saye me ab tak jinda hai,
Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabij mante hai
That's coz d best r already mine!
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A true friend is someone who thinks tat ur a good egg.
Even though he knows that ur slightly CRACKED.
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U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.
U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.
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Teri dosti me khud ko mehfuj mante hai,
Hum dosto me tujhe sabse ajij mante hai.
Teri dosti ke saye me ab tak jinda hai,
Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabij mante hai
yogin
Yogin Vora
People are like stained glass windows:
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out
but, when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed
only if there is a light from within.
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People take different roads
seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
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A nice saying :
If someone points out your mistake,
be happy that atleast some1
is interested in what you have done!
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A NiceThought -
"when We have the heart to forget those who made us Smile,
why cant we have the heart to forgive someone who made us Cry"
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out
but, when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed
only if there is a light from within.
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People take different roads
seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
............ ......... ......... ........
A nice saying :
If someone points out your mistake,
be happy that atleast some1
is interested in what you have done!
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A NiceThought -
"when We have the heart to forget those who made us Smile,
why cant we have the heart to forgive someone who made us Cry"
yogin
Yogin Vora
One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
yogin
Yogin Vora
My cell phone loves it when u sms:
Its little face lights up,
Bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it.
I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!! !
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
And Love even with little Communication!!!
Its little face lights up,
Bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it.
I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!! !
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
And Love even with little Communication!!!