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:SugarwareZ-156:....u all like this Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child? Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody." The judge turns to...

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and...

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There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with...

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in 6 months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. WIves like that are hard to get!! ;-)

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. ‘Be careful,’ he said to his wife. ‘You’ll bring out the beast in me.’ ‘So what?’ his wife shot back. ‘Who’s afraid of a mouse?’

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student, “Great, well then I would like to...

Man and wife in heaven ! A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do. "Spell a...

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house...

LOYAL WIFE There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the...

Obituary: Latin American studies professor Dulles and his wife die 4 days apart ... honor. John W.F. Dulles, who received a philosophy degree from Princeton University and an MBA at Harvard, chose to leave the life he was accustomed to in New York ... More...

Trial Begins For 84-Year-Old Man Accused Of Stabbing Wife To Death ... a bunch of money. Ever wonder if going back to school to earn an MBA is the right thing for you? Find out just how much an MBA can ... More...

India's richest man, Mukesh Ambani, has bought his wife a luxury jet with entertainment cabins, a sky bar and fancy showers for her birthday, a newspaper said on Friday. Ambani, who owns the country's biggest private company, Reliance Industries Ltd, gifted the $60 million Airbus plane to wife...

" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. __________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _ Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man...

INSTALLING S/W WIFE 1.0 -------------------------------------- CAUTION: Extremely powerful software.It controls the whole system. * When installing the s/w, additional s/w like Mother-in-law 1.0 and Father-in-law 1.0 will be automatically stalled in ur system...

A MAN APPROACED A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN A LARGE SUPER MARKET AND SAID. "YOU KNOW I HAVE LOST MY WIFE HERE IN THE SUPERMARKET. CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO ME FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES" "BUT HOWS THAT GOING TO HELP ?" ASKED THE WOMAN WELL REPLIED THE MAN " BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TALK TO A...

The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You'll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk...

Hi frenz..... This is a conversation between Husband & Wife who are in Computer Field. HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in. WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: Hard disk full. WIFE: Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND: Bad command or...

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music...