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***Lady at a Lexus showroom*** A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed...

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is idle cat This is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is...

Hello folks, This thread is basically created to inform the people something very clearly. Today's GD session was a disaster because a guy named Rachit Malhotra (yahoo id rachitmalhotra21) started misbehaving very badly, using personal remarks and crude language. Hence I thought of sharing my...

Alternate: To occur in a successive manner Alternative: (of one or more things)available as another possibility Acceptance: The act or process of accepting Acceptation: the act of accepting with approval; Accession: He attainment or acquisition of a position of Rank or power (the...

According to T.I.M.E. management classes, you should have read at least 70 books (inclusive of both fiction and non-fiction) by the time you appear for CAT. They believe that by reading at least 70 books and some essential magazines and newspapers, verbal ability would be a breeze… I believe...

OK, this MIGHT be fun(ny)! NOTE: Just cause YOU think it's the Worst/Boring doesn't mean it's a bad book! I'll start: THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA by Ernie Hemingway Couldn't WAIT for the old guy to get back on land!!! Pass the dramamine!

Hi buddies, i m your new collegue. i m persuing my MBA from Nirma institute. I need to prepare summer project report within one week. Please send me any sample report. my project would be experincial report and will be based on the topics, " consumer behaviour, handling team, public relation...

From the very beginning, girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrelled very often...

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing... Deer sur, If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you...

What are these FQAs for? These are the frequently asked questions by all the newbies and are aimed at answering your questions. Read this post thoroughly and all the links mentioned in it. You must go through THE CONCEPT BEHIND ONLINE GD and Must read GD guidelines as well, after reading this...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms...

Can we ever have a secular integrated India? Well, ET has opened a debate on "Is Premji right to go against job quotas in Wipro?" As expected most of the posts agree with him... here is someone who put his pt in a very diff way... :))...

The 'BE' Attitudes The 'BE' Attitudes Be understanding to your enemies. Be loyal to your friends. Be strong enough to face the world each day. Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone. Be generous to those who need your help. Be frugal with that you need...

What does the future look like for a company with a market cap of $122B, i.e. much bigger than McDonalds & GM combined !! Here is food for some mind-boggling thought.. Part 1. http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20051117.html Part 2. http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20051124.html

Maybe we all are going through this "Being Twenty-Something". They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where...

A Murder or a Suicide...??? At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the Case: On March 23, 1994 the medic al examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and...

Dr. APJ Abdul Kalaam, the missile man, the man being considered for the position of the 'First Citizen of India', delivered this speech in Hyderabad. Quote: I have three visions for...

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a > > classroom. The teacher > > was going to explain evolution to the children. The > > teacher asked a > > little boy: > > > > TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? > > TOMMY: Yes. > > TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside...

Hi all.. Something too important for all you credit card users.. ALWAYS GET YOUR CREDIT CARD SWIPED IN YOUR PRESENCE ...!!! United States for a job in a wellplaced computer firm.</SPAN></P> According to the poli ce, the mastermind of the gang is 19-year- old Leo Paul. A second-year...

Given out a week ago at the science congress in Hyderabad. From the mail box of President of India :- President's Office : The President of India DR A P J Abdul Kalaam's Speech in Hyderabad "I have three visions for India. In 3000 Years of our history, people from all over the world have come...