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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer... Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning...

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer... Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in the morning...

Proud to be an Engineer Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2 but Prove that 2/10=2 Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus". but Engineering Students replied: 2=two, 10=ten. therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en. w=23, o=15, e=5, n=14...

Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Civil engineering deals with a variety of construction and maintenance tasks, like building and maintaining roads, bridges, tunnels, buildings, airports, dams, water works, sewage systems and ports. A civil engineer not only requires a high standard of engineering knowledge, but also supervisory...

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Really interesting one & I think true also?? Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No...

man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." You must be...

An engineer from IIT, now a farmer :thumbsup: This is an inspiring story.It helps you dare to think beyond the usual.It shows how single minded dedication and focused work can help one beget the dreams.One who helps himself,the devinity reaches out to help them.Read on. Off-beat is in. The oft...

Engineer woh hain jo aksar fasta hai interviews ke sawaal me badi companiyon ke jal me boss aur client ke bawaal me engineer woh hai...

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders...

Obituary: NASA engineer Karen Morrison ... in aerospace engineering from the University of Texas at Austin in 1972 and an MBA from the University of Houston-Clear Lake, both with honors. After graduating from UT, Morrison ... More...

Revenge of the engineer: Data center managers are in demand ... mechanical and electrical systems. Last November, Cisco found Marcoux, an electrical engineer with an MBA working at American Power Conversion, a manufacturer of power supplies and air conditioners for ... More...

Top female engineer reaches final of International MBA Student of the Year awards ... 05/06/2008 - Top female engineer reaches final of International MBA Student of the Year awards Mamta Singhal, winner of the Institution of Engineering and ... More...

Microchip Technology Designs (India) Pvt Ltd - ul li Design support for AMAD PIC24 product revisions./li li Participate in a global team setting on the development of advanced microcontroller products. /li li Perform RTL design and verification on complex digital macros...

As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software Engineer and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true. Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying...

Patni Computer Systems Limited is a global IT Services provider with revenues of over US 450 million for the year 2005. Founded in 1978 and headquartered in Mumbai ? India, Patni has registered a compounded annual growth of 34 in the last four years. Patni employs over 12,000 people and has 26...

Hi , who is brilliant an engineer or a doctor ?? Lets see..... 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) : 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7...