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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta :Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa.. Daku :Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta :Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao! Santa :Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai...

Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor...

Subject: Problems with my new computer >> >> >> Dear Mr. Bill Gates, >> >> We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some >> problems, which I want to bring to your notice. >> >> 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. >> We request you to check this. >> >> 2...

Lets catch up on the classical santa banta jokes ..... Here's one : how does santa kill a fish?? By drownin it ... How does banta kill a bird ? By pushin it from the top of a cliff

SANTA WAS ASKED TO SWOT ANYISE HIM SELF THEN HE SAY. STRENGTH: MY WIFE.......... JEETO. WEAKNESS: BANTAS WIFE....PREETO OPPERTUNITY:WHEN BANTA IS ON TOUR . THREAT: WHEN I AN ON TOUR. KEEP SMILING :bigsmile::SugarwareZ-191: :bigsmile:

Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards !

Banta Singh was a business graduate, and had been out of school for several years. He had established a furniture store and was doing quite well. He decided to expand the lines he carried by adding some expensive French furniture he knew no one else in town carried. He scheduled a buying trip...

• Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere. Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album. • Baniye shayar ne arz kiya. Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us...

• Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye! Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where? • Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. • Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married...

Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and...

Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******** Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing awheel...

Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot. When he gets inside, he finds the place is packed! The bar is crowded with people trying to get drinks, ladies are dancing on the tables...

:smash: Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we find some problems which I want to bring to your notice. After connecting to internet we plan to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in password...