banta

Santa went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered...

banta-tu mujhe hamesha bevcoof kyu banata hai.. santa-kyunki tu 'banta' hai..

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards! hahahahhaha

titanic was sinking a man asked santa how far is the land? santa answered 2 kms ..man jumped into d sea and asked which direction ..santa answered downwards.!!!:SugarwareZ-087:.

Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects...

Ek aadmi Train se Utar ke poochta hai "Ye konsa Station Hai....? Sardar ne Socha.... Socha..... Sochaaaaaaa.... Aur Bola..... Railway Station.....!

SRK was detained for two hours at Newark airport in US. Though SRK says he doesn't want an apology, Minister Ambika Soni asked for tit for tat treatment for Americans!

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking. Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

santa; a sardar , purchased a new skoda car.normally it takes 2 hours to go to his uncles house . but to come back from his uncles house in the same car it takes 2 days. why?????? banta: because he forgot the route trough which he reached his uncles house. santa; no sonata; because he met...

Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Banta would shoot him down...

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother. A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the Delivery day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a...

santa to banta : banta jaldi uth earthquake aya hai, ye ghar tootnw wala hai. banta : aare to thik hai, ghar tootte ga to makan malik ka tootte ga aapna todde hi na tootte ga.

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It’s fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie...

Bomb and Sardar 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, Santa: chal police ko de k aate hain. Banta: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? Santa: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha :bigsmile:

santa: tell me if 11 brothers have a sister for evryone, how many are they in total. banta: very easy, 11+11 = 22. santa: hahahaha. bewakoof, 11+1 = 12, all brothers will b having the same sister. hahahahaha

Banta thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince Banta that he is still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the...

Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai? Nahin. To kya Behan lagti hai? Nahin. To phir chadne kyun nahin deta? • Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho...

• Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it. Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested. • Banta Complaining: U r so unresponsive, do u use cold cream between ur legs? Preeto Taunting: U must be using vanishing cream between...