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Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the...

sante said i m santa and banta said that i ma banta..

Santa Banta went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water

Santa : Yaar Banta ! Tujhe Pata Hai, Kal Raat Mere Saath Kya Hua ? Kal Jab Raat Ko Main Akela Sunsaan Raste Se Ghar Ja Raha Tha, To Do Aadmiyo Ne Chaaku Dikha Ke Mujhe Loot Liya. Pehle To Unhone Mujhe Daraaya, Phir Dhamkaaya Aur Mera Purse, Meri Chain, Meri Ghadi Sab Lekar Champat Ho Gaye...

Q: What did the gangster`s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

Santa ne banta se pucha hamare beech kya relation hai....to usne kaha jo besan aur pakode ka hai...kyunki jab besan santa h tab pakoda banta hai....

1. George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that`s them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We`re...

Banta: why it is said that children brighten a home? Santa: That is because they never turn any of the lights off.

interviewr: wats d difference in landline n a mobile? santa again at his best- landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte hai aur mobile ka anguthe se :D

santa: i woke up at night for toilet found a tiger in my toilet banta: then??? santa: then what i asked him that you carry on i am done with it i know its a bad one heheheh:SugarwareZ-193::SugarwareZ-193:

Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Santa: I was running in a hall way. Doctor: Then what happened? Santa: Well...

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

:SugarwareZ-251:Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards !

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the...

ek aadmi apne dost k sath road pe chal raha tha to ekdumse truck ka horn baja aur wo rone laga tab uske friend ne puchha kyon ro raha hai to usne kahe ki hafte pahele meri bivi ek truck wale ke sath bhag gayi. to dost bola koi bat nahi usme itna roneki. tab wo bola yad aa rahi hai iss liya nahi...

santa banta zokes: Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on the 3rd floor and it catches fire, how will you escape? Santa: It`s simple! I will stop imagining !!!

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. :SugarwareZ-153:

Bad day for Banta: He puts on his shoe, buckle comes off. He opens the door, knob comes off. He picks up his suitcase, handle comes off. Now he's afraid to pee.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

santa :oye wat ru doin? banta:recording my baby's voice, santa:but why? banta:when he grows up, i will ask him wat he meant by dis.