Search results

Please send me on [email protected]

Kindly send me on [email protected]

Business one-liners 86 Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else. Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest. Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Never put all your eggs in your pocket...

Business one-liners 85 Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change. Never buy from a rich salesman. Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Never eat prunes when you are famished. Never get so busy...

Business one-liners 84 Murphy was an optimist. My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Nature is a mother. Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. Needs are a function of what other people have. Never argue with a fool, people...

Business one-liners 83 Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Maybe I can't make you do it but I sure can make you sorry you didn't! Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it. Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. Men...

Business one-liners 82 Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible. Lots of...

Business one-liners 81 Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you. Just when you get going, someone injects a dose of reality with a large needle. Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it anymore. Just when you think you've won the rat...

Business one-liners 80 It's Not My Job! It's not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere. It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it. It's not the work that gets me down, it's the coffee breaks. It's out of my control. Job placement: Telling your boss what he can do...

Business one-liners 79 It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything. It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. It's always darkest just before the lights go out. It's always the wrong time of the month. It's better to have loafed and lost than...

Business one-liners 78 It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense. It is later than you think. It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. It is not enough to tell me you worked hard to get your gold. The devil works hard too. It is not how...

Business one-liners 77 It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose. It is a dog-eat-dog world out there and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear. It is a poor workman who blames his...

Business one-liners 76 Indecision is the key to flexibility. Indifference is the only sure defense. Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies. Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know. Information's pretty thin stuff, unless mixed with experience...

Business one-liners 75 In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts. In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it. In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: magic and lies. In the fight between you...

Business one-liners 74 If you want to get along, go along. If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor. If your next pot of chili tastes better, it probably is because of something left out, rather than added. Ignorance is bliss. No wonder I'm so depressed. Illegitimus non Carborundem...

Business one-liners 73 If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life. If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, promptly develops. If you...

Business one-liners 72 If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you. If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know. If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior. If you keep...

Business one-liners 71 If you do not know what you're doing, do it neatly. If you do not like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question. If you do not make dust, you eat dust. If you do not say it, they can't repeat it. If you do not understand it, it must be intuitively obvious. If...

Business one-liners 70 If you cannot fix it, feature it. If you cannot get your work done in a 24-hour day, then work nights! If you cannot measure output, then you measure input. If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos. If you consult enough experts, you can confirm...

Business one-liners 69 If you are asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants. If you are coasting, you're going downhill. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both. If you are not the lead dog, the...