Business one liners

Business one-liners 82
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Make dust or eat dust.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Many are called, but few are at their desks.

Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.
 
Business one-liners 83
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Maybe I can't make you do it but I sure can make you sorry you didn't!

Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.

Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

Men can live without air for a few minutes, without water for a few days, without food for about two months, and without new thoughts for years on end.

Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it advances at all.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Most projects require three hands.

Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere.

Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.
 
Business one-liners 84
Murphy was an optimist.

My client(sponsor/customer) doesn't know what he wants.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Nature is a mother.

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Needs are a function of what other people have.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price.

Never be first to do anything.

Never be last.
 
Business one-liners 85
Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.

Never buy from a rich salesman.

Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Never eat prunes when you are famished.

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Never invest in anything that eats.

Never kick a man unless he's down.
 
Business one-liners 86
Never leave hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.

Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Never put all your eggs in your pocket.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Never tell them what you wouldn't do.
 
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