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    Why Men Wear Earrings ??

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't...
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    Identify the Punchline

    Indeed it is HYUNDAI ..... For the next person..."SHAPE YOUR WORLD"
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    Creative Language

    Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. SOME MORE MNC GAFFES !! It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big >multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural >differences. For example... > >The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as...
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    Best Replies !!

    Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's...
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    just for laugh !!

    just for laugh !! contd..... A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask Him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimeters From a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the...
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    just for laugh !!

    On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The Companys American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a...
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    mathematical love letter !!

    My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from...
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    dont blame our INDIAN CRICKETERS

    Re: what does ur father do !! Sanjay was at school this morning in the outskirts and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Businessman, Captain of Industry etc, but Sanjay was being...
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    smile !!

    http://staff.kfupm.edu.sa/CHE/mnafees/feedback.htm Good ones !!!!
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    FRIENDS !!!!

    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn...
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    India Shining !!!

    IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA..... An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the...
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    lawz !!

    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch...
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    The Inscrutable Americans -- Must read

    Book Excerpt :- The Inscrutable Americans by Anurag mathur.. ------------------------- Dear brother, greetings to respectful parents. I am hoping all is well with health and wealth. I am fine at my end. Hoping your end is fine too. With God's grace and...
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    Twenty New Management Styles

    1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. "We'll have to talk" you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner. 2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW These managers you usually meet with...
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