just for laugh !!

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On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.


The Companys American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"


Now the Companys German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, "See the guts!"


Now the Companys Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The Trainee promptly replied, "Why the hell should I?"
The PM proudly said, "See the guts!".

 

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just for laugh !! contd.....


A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask

Him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a

bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimeters

From a shop window.



For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the

Driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You

Scared the daylights out of me!



"The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a

little tap would scare you so much."



The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.



Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a

van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."