dont blame our INDIAN CRICKETERS

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vishal_1986

Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
1) Sehwag - U cant blame him. He played his natural game (and got out,
naturally)

2) Tendulkar - U cant blame him. He scored a 50 (like a tortoise)

3) Laxman - U cant blame him. This was his first match after a long
gap. (Just wait for another 10 matches)

4) Mongia - U cant blame him. He played well. (Just that he thought
the test series had already started)

5) D. Karthik - U cant blame him. He won us the 20-20 match (He is not
used to the 50-50 format)

6) Dhoni - U cant blame him. He tried for a big shot and got caught at
the boundary (well .. ok .. 20 metres from the boundary line)

7) Pathan - U cant blame him. He's an allrounder. (Like Alok Kapali -
The Bangladesh allrounder)

8) Harbhajan - U cant blame him. He's the best spinner we have (He's
the only one, so he has to be the best)

9) Kumble - U cant blame him. He's a fighter (and a loser)

10) Zaheer - U cant blame him. He is the fastest bowler (The ball
disappears fast as well)

11) Sreesanth - U cant blame him. Atleast he has the guts to look into the
batsman's eyes (after being smashed all over the park)

Chappel - U cant blame him. He's building the team for the World Cup (He may be missing at that time though)

Kaif & Raina - U cant blame them. They didn't play (Thank God)


If there is anyone to blame, it's us (who are still watching these games)!!
 
Re: what does ur father do !!

Sanjay was at school this morning in the outskirts and the teacher
asked all

the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers

came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Businessman, Captain of
Industry etc, but

Sanjay was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him

about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really

good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them
sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Sanjay

aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Sanjay, "He plays
cricket for India but I was just too embarrassed to say."
 
hey sskadir,

it's just for fun yaar..........

don't take it seriously...

hope india will win this world cup..............not seems so............but true indian cricket fans r still hoping so from them like us.............let's se.........wht hpnd.........

OOh ! AAh ! India !
 
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