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1: Sardar Jokes

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered........More




2: Sardar - Back On Demand

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?......More

3: Mix Jokes

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why ?.......More




4: Filmi Jokes

ROBERT : America mein WAAR ho gaya boss !!!
AJIT : Us mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool !!! India mein roz "WAAR" hota hai. Bolo kaise.......More

5: Bihari Jokes

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name.......More

6: SMS Jokes

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega!
Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!!........More

7: Munna and Circuit Jokes

Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.......More
 
Punjabi options for your computer,
you will have commands like these on your computer (no kidding!). Enjoy.


View = Waikhee Jaao

Insert = Wich Paao


Attachement = Naal Laao



Edit =
Sidda Karo


Send =
Sutto


Forward =
Aggay Sutto


Inbox =
Ander Da Daak Khaana


Outbox =
B
aar Da Daak Khaana

Trash = Mitti Paao



Sent
Items = Bheji Gayee Dak


Address
Book = Patey Wali Kaapy


Delete =
Daffa Karo

Download = Thallay Laao



Properties = Jaidaad



Connect =
Naal Milaao


Paste =
Thook Naal Chipkaao


From =
Bhejan Walaa Banda

To = Door Baitha Hoya Banda



Subject =
Khaas Gall


Carbon
Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal


High
priority = Waddee Takleef


and
finally



Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao
 
Q: Did you hear about the guy who said he would get sick when pigs Fly.
A: The Swine Flu

Q: Did you here about the pig who went on the plane?
Response you might get: The swine flu (this can be the punch line unless they say it. if so then respond: Are you kidding it can’t get on by itself; it needs a carrier).

I had a glass of merlot last night. I woke up this morning with a cough and a sniffle. I think it’s wine flu.

Someone once said that when a Black man becomes the president, pigs will fly. Sure enough 100 days later.. “swine flew (flu)”.
 
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