Word women use...;)

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Shivani Mehta
Words women use

Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


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Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.


Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


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Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


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Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


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Loud Sigh

Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


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That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
Words Men use

Fine:
Depends heavily on the context. A 'fine' after asking, say, "How was work?", means "It was horrible, I'm not interested in talking about it".

Five minutes:
What is he doing? Videogames? Five minutes is about half an hour then, or until he finds the ever elusive 'next save point'. Five minutes is two minutes. Preparing to leave ? Five minutes means five minutes, and if you're not in the car in exactly five minutes you will find yourself under a veritable barrage of honking until you rectify the fact.

Nothing:
Is largely a synonym for 'fine', though more resolute. A 'fine' can be challenged, a 'nothing' is completely off limits, and rather than signaling that an argument is forth coming, it should tell any man-savvy woman that whatever is wrong is not up for discussion with her, her mother, or anyone she is related to. Full stop. Period.

Go ahead:
"I'm not interested in arguing with you anymore, do whatever the hell you want. See if I care!" Often accompanied by a one.

Loud sigh:
Sometimes with a curse, like 'J***s Ch***t' or 'F**king hell', this is a sign of frustration, and means, basically, "I so don't understand the issue here, what is she still pissed about? My conclusive rebuttals weren't enough for her?"

That's okay:
This is a sign of disappointment. If a dude tells you 'that's okay' after you've just admitted something, it means his respect for you has taken a free fall and he's not sure what to say that won't insult you, despite his current feelings. If a guy is saying 'that's okay' a lot, you should examine your patterns and find out why.
 
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The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that�s when they stop arguing.
-Bill Cosby
 
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