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Nikhil Gadodia
Why did Newton Commit Suicide..... ?
Once, Newton came to India and watched
a few Tamil movies that had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all
his logic and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and
apologized for everything he had
done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton
was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes...... ......... ......... .....
1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which,
according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In
one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To
everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away
the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth! !!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws
the knife at the middle gangster &
shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters
on each side of the middle gangster &
the
knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a
gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet. Then, he
closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun. Bang... the gangster
dies...
This was too much for our Newton to
take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to
see another movie for one last time,
and thought that at least one movie
would follow his theory of physics.The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so
fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill
the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is
virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is
dead
suicide..... ......
Once, Newton came to India and watched
a few Tamil movies that had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all
his logic and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and
apologized for everything he had
done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton
was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes...... ......... ......... .....
1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which,
according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In
one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To
everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away
the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth! !!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is
confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but
unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws
the knife at the middle gangster &
shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters
on each side of the middle gangster &
the
knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a
gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As
soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet
compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet. Then, he
closes the bullet compartment and
fires his gun. Bang... the gangster
dies...
This was too much for our Newton to
take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to
see another movie for one last time,
and thought that at least one movie
would follow his theory of physics.The
whole movie goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't
changed. Oops, not so
fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth
can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill
the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is
virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns
from his pockets. He throws one gun in
the air and when the gun has reached
above the height of the wall, he uses
the second gun and shoots at the
trigger of the first gun in air. The
first gun fires off and the villain is
dead
suicide..... ......