Wacky Definitions

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rahul_parab2006

Rahul Parab
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.



Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you

can die Rich.



Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.



Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and

a woman gains her masters.



Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by

feminine waterpower.



Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the

Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds

of either"



Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.



Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody

believes he got the biggest piece.



Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.



Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and

everybody disagrees later on.



Father: A banker provided by nature.



Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are

early.



Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your

Confidence after.



Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.



Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.



Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.



Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually

do.



Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide

that nothing can be done together.



Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.



Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.



Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after

death

 
Hey buddy, firstly I have not copied it, even I have not read ur post yet................. :SugarwareZ-158:

I got this mail lfrom 1 of my friends... so I just liked to share it with MPiets..........

I had no idea as you also have posted it earlier here........... no creul intentions at all friend !!!

Anyways, Enjoy ur stay on MP !!!

:bigsmile:

Keep Posting !!!

:tea:
 
hi...ppl nice1....

HE:

I wait everyday till 8.00 in the office even if there is no work. All of my teammates ask me why; how can I tell them that I don't wait for any

personal or official work but the only reason why I wait is the 'secretary'- a girl in my 8.00 p.m bus.

'Secretary' is not her real name, it's sort of a code name given to her by me and my friends. Truly speaking, I like her. She might not be one of those

who look like Aishwarya Rai or Preitty Zinta, but she is cute and simple and that's the reason I like her. For past 6 months I have been staring at her

in the bus, while going to office and coming back from the office. When I get into bus, somehow my eyes search the whole bus just to have her glimpse.

I never had a girlfriend till now, not that I don't like to have friendship with girls but somehow they usually prefer tall-dark-handsome qualities in their

boyfriends, out of which I possess none. I don't want to jump to any relationship like this with the secretary but at least just a friendship, is it possible?

I want to talk to her. I want to have friendship with her. I know her name, for I had seen her ID card one day. But I don't have the guts to talk to her.

I even don't know whether she knows me even by face. I know, no one can help me here; no-one other than myself, but I simply have no guts.

At least someone probably a common friend,

might at least formally introduce us to each other.

SHE:

There is one guy in my office bus. His name is Niranjan. I think he likes me, for me and even my friends have observed him many times staring at myself.

Even when he gets into the bus, rather than searching for an empty seat, his eyes search the whole bus for me. Don't know why but I kind of like it.

Sometimes the feeling of knowing that someone loves you is far better than actually loving somebody. I didn't have any affair till today, not that I didn't

like or love anyone, there was a guy in my college, whom I liked a lot but somehow he stayed away from me, not that he didn't like me but probably

because I am not that beautiful and he wanted someone much more better than me.

This guy, Niru, that's what his friends call him, I had heard it once in the bus; he seems to be interested in me, not sure about love as such but

friendship might not be bad. At least the guy seems to be descent one. I would like to be his friend, but how can I go forward?

After all he is the boy, he should come one step ahead …not me.



To be continued...stay tunned
 
HE:

My roommate told me to approach her and get introduced to her all by myself. It's not that easy; this is not a college,

What if she complains about this to higher authorities? No, I can't take this risk.

Someone else better introduce her to me. God, can you help me please?

SHE:

My cousin told me to show some sign to him that I am ok in having friendship with him. I think he is afraid to come forward.

I'll give him a good friendly smile tomorrow, when he gets into the bus.

I hope he understands and decrypts my signal. God, can you please help him?

GOD:

Now should I come into this picture? Both of these human beings are acting as if they are in a big problem.

Although not for me, I had made life so simple for you, just added a bit of emotions there and see how complex you have made it.

Now that I am the god, you must have been expecting me to intervene and have some miracle, but no; I won't interfere here.

I have created this world with some fixed rules and everything is just working as per that.

Why should I just interfere and break my own rules thereby disrupting the balance of this whole system?

.....To be continued ...
 
HE:


Today when I got into the bus and looked at her, she returned back a
cute smile. Was she serious?


I don't know; probably she must have told her friends about me and
they must have been making fun of me and that's why


when I got into the bus she started laughing and I misunderstood it
for smiling. Such a fool of me.


Damn, her friends must be having fun discussing things about me.

...............................................................


SHE:


Today when he got into the bus, I smiled at him. But he seemed to be
more puzzled than pleased.


Is he really interested in having friendship with me or not? I really
don't know. Why am I thinking so much about him?


Have I started liking him? Or is it just like you just get used to
some things as a habit, and then you unknowingly start liking them?


I think it's the latter case here. Please god please let that guy be a
descent one. My sixth sense says he is a descent guy.


I think he must have got puzzled because of the smile I gave him. It
wasn't my fault, for I showed him that I am interested in friendship.


Now the ball lies in his court. Will he dare first to talk?


.............................................................



HE:


I am damn confused. I don't know what to do. Every day everyone around
me is bombarding me with some tactics to approach her


but nothing seems to suit me well. My roommates even started taunting
me that I can't have a girlfriend or at least the guts to approach the
gal.


I am leaving it now on luck. I will just continue whatever is going
on; let the luck take us wherever and however intended.


TO BE CONTINUED....................................................
 
Date: 28-Jan
SHE:
Today I saw him in the food court. He was there with two girls and was chatting, laughing, cracking jokes. He seemed to enjoy the company. Is he also a typical boy who just wants to have as many girls around him as possible? Is he a typical flirt? Does he want me also to get included in that group for showcasing?
Probably the two girls were just good friends of him. At least I hope so. Please god please let those be his sisters or just friends, nothing else.

Date: 3-Feb
HE:
Since that evening thing has happened, I have left staring at her. I don't know but some inner voice is telling me to keep away. I am not a street walking beggar to be treated like this. She might consider herself whatever she might think of. She is beautiful, indeed, but that doesn't mean she can insult me like that. I have sward not to look at her again anymore and just to avoid her looks.
But I can't stay like this. I just like her and want to be with her. She has committed a mistake, but wasn't that a bit natural. She doesn't like me and doesn't want to encourage my feelings about her. Simple isn't it? That's it. A complete halt for my feelings and my dreams, but I don't think I can manage not to have even a look at her. Will I be able to do it?
There is some saying, 'Oh god, change the situations around me to favor me. At least give me the strength to change it. If I can't change it, at least give me the strength to bear it.' Oh God, please listen to me.

GOD:
You don't remember me when you are happy or contempt, do you? When there is a problem or a really difficult situation, then you start remembering me or praising me, don't you? I still won't interfere here. My world is a complex entity with each and every thing or event properly planned for some specific future as well as past reason. Why should I interfere and break the balance of all these systems myself?

Date: 14-Feb
HE:
By the time I am writing this, Valentine's Day is already over. It doesn't matter anyways, since nothing unusual has happened today. The day had been very much like other 365 days in the year or probably last 21 valentine's days in my life. I was hoping that I at least get to catch her glimpse but fate didn't seem to favor me even this much. Due to this night shift, I am even deprived of her glimpses. Today, I even lingered a bit at the gates at the usual bus timing to watch her, but she didn't turn up. I think god wants to signal me to keep away from her. My insult that day was the first one and now this was the second one. Ok god, I got it.

SHE:
Valentine's day is over but I couldn't manage even to see him today. I thought today he might come to me and have a talk, but he didn't. Even he is not traveling nowadays by the usual bus. Did he change home or worst the company itself?
Today all my teammates have gone out with their valentines and I am alone back home. That's why I left the office early and came straight back to home. If that evening thing wouldn't have happened, probably today I would not have been alone. I think the fate doesn't want us together. Probably so. Ok god, if this is what is intended for me, ok; I accept it, obviously I anyways don't have any alternative, but still.

Date: 27-Feb
HE:
I was working in the night shift for the whole month so had to travel by cab rather than bus. I used to work from 4.00 p.m. to 2.30 a.m. so naturally I had lost contact with almost all people working in dayshift except for my teammates who would surrender the charge to me while leaving for the day. For the whole month I didn't travel by bus. Obviously didn't see her. She works in the adjacent building only, but I don't know where her cubicle is located exactly and anyways even if I would be knowing that, I don't think I have that much guts to approach her.
For almost a month I didn't see her, but I didn't feel any desperation to see her. I was unbelievably aloof in this case. Was it the effect of that evening incidence?
To be continued…………………………………………………
 
Next Day
HE:

Today, the office had planned to screen a movie in the campus. I had
seen it but thought of enjoying it with friends in the open air. I
took the permission for an hour from my boss and went for that. The
dialogues were not much audible on the lawns, but it was fun to watch
the movie in an open air theatre like that. I was to leave the place
to return to my cubicle and turned around when I saw her standing
there just around 10 feet away from me. I don't know why but my heart
started speeding a lot higher than even Schumi's Ferrari. She just
smiled at someone in the crowd at my back, tried her best not to look
directly to me and just left the place. I stood there for a minute or
two just wondering what had happened. Why did she smile? Did she feel
good that I am still in the same company only or she didn't even take
notice of my presence and really smiled at someone in the crowd at my
back? But we were so close that it was practically impossible for her
to just ignore me.



SHE:

I saw him today, at the movie screening. Thank god he is still
working with this company only. I thought of smiling at him and
greeting him. I was so happy to see him, I wanted to ask him where he
was for so many days, Whether he was not well, had he changed his
house or was he using bike for the transport, but again I didn't ask a
single question. I stayed calm. I didn't want to embarrass him again.
I don't know what I feel about him, but somehow whenever I see him, I
do feel better. I hope he starts traveling by bus again. Everyday we
can see each other in the morning and wish each other a very good
morning without any words or smile but just with a plain look.



HE:

I resumed my normal duty today. It was good to see all those familiar
faces once again after so many days.Of course my eyes were searching
only one face out of that but still.Just like my normal schedule, I
got into the bus. She was sitting there with the same plain look on
her face, nowhere even a single line of recognition, but when she saw
me, her face reflected a small smile. It couldnt escape my notice. Was
she happy to see me back in the bus? I dont know about her, but I was
definitely happy to see her.Week end is coming ahead hope it will
bring something good in my life. Today is salary day so thinking what
to do this week end? Hope start of new month with bring in new joy,
happiness to my life. BTW today new movie is getting released. Promos
looks good must plan to watch this movie..



SHE:

I was so happy, I tried my best to conceal my happiness but I felt
like getting up from my seat and just sit beside him and talk, talk
and just talk to him. Hey whats this? Whats happening to me? I never
felt like this for anyone. Is this just sympathy for that evening
thing or is this love? No chance of it. I dont believe in this love at
first sight or so. We dont know each other, we dont know anything
about each other, how can this be love? Probably just infatuation
whatever it may be I am loving this feeling very much…

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To be continued...
 
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