madhu.coolcap
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1.A foolish man says to a woman to STOP talkin , but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2.One good way to REDUCE alcohol consumption : before marriage - DRINK whenever ur SAD , after marriage DRINK whenever ur HAPPY
3.Three FASTEST means of communication :
a, Tele-Phone
b, Tele-vision
c, Tell to a woman
d, Need more faster communication - TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE !
4.Love ur frnds not their sisters , love ur sister .. not their frnds
5.A man got 2 WISHES from GOD , He asked for the BEST WINE and BEST WOMAN .. next minute he had the BEST WINE and MOTHER THERESA next to him .
Moral : Be SPECIFIC
6.Whats the BEST and the WORST news u can hear at the same time ?
It's when ur girl friend says that ur the best KISSER among all ur FRNDS !
7.If u don't have a girl friend , ur missing something in ur life...
If u ve a girl friend .. ur missing everything in ur life! :banplease:
2.One good way to REDUCE alcohol consumption : before marriage - DRINK whenever ur SAD , after marriage DRINK whenever ur HAPPY
3.Three FASTEST means of communication :
a, Tele-Phone
b, Tele-vision
c, Tell to a woman
d, Need more faster communication - TELL HER NOT TO TELL ANYONE !
4.Love ur frnds not their sisters , love ur sister .. not their frnds
5.A man got 2 WISHES from GOD , He asked for the BEST WINE and BEST WOMAN .. next minute he had the BEST WINE and MOTHER THERESA next to him .
Moral : Be SPECIFIC
6.Whats the BEST and the WORST news u can hear at the same time ?
It's when ur girl friend says that ur the best KISSER among all ur FRNDS !
7.If u don't have a girl friend , ur missing something in ur life...
If u ve a girl friend .. ur missing everything in ur life! :banplease: