perceptible
Dhaval Doshi
Two Cows Jokes: BMS Subjects based
This one's inspired by the 'Two Cows Economy Jokes' thats been running as forwards (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokecowspolitics.htm)
Let's take the Semester Six Subjects from the Mumbai University BMS Course for now:
Special Study in Marketing:
You have 2 unbranded cows.
POP displays are put up at the farm.
Market Standing of each cow is calculated.
Cow with greater milk circulation gets a 2% discount from the farmer.
Advertising is outsourced to another farm.
Special Study in Finance
You have two cows.
Payback period of both of them are more.
So, you need 2 more cows.
You go for an IPO.
The valuation of goodwill is done.
But, the farmer rejects the term loan.
Marketing Research:
You have two cows.
Sampling is to be done for selecting one of them.
You use judgemental sampling where you select the cow which is easier to milk from.
The milk produced is tested on a 11-point Thearton scale.
The results are posted on a Multidimensional Scale.
You can read the rest of the subjects here:
www.perceptible.blogspot.com
The one on IMTP is the best of 'em man!!!
This one's inspired by the 'Two Cows Economy Jokes' thats been running as forwards (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokecowspolitics.htm)
Let's take the Semester Six Subjects from the Mumbai University BMS Course for now:
Special Study in Marketing:
You have 2 unbranded cows.
POP displays are put up at the farm.
Market Standing of each cow is calculated.
Cow with greater milk circulation gets a 2% discount from the farmer.
Advertising is outsourced to another farm.
Special Study in Finance
You have two cows.
Payback period of both of them are more.
So, you need 2 more cows.
You go for an IPO.
The valuation of goodwill is done.
But, the farmer rejects the term loan.
Marketing Research:
You have two cows.
Sampling is to be done for selecting one of them.
You use judgemental sampling where you select the cow which is easier to milk from.
The milk produced is tested on a 11-point Thearton scale.
The results are posted on a Multidimensional Scale.
You can read the rest of the subjects here:
www.perceptible.blogspot.com
The one on IMTP is the best of 'em man!!!