Time to laugh.....

[deepaksb4u]

What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
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A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???

















Where is Pop corn?

(3) Why is the River Rich?



















It has two Banks!

(4) What do computers like to eat?

























Chips!

(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???






















She had a Bright Student.

(6) When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???




























Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).




(7) Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ???.wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha
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To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???


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A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow ? Soft )



8) Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis


1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

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Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law )


2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and
takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
























Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita




3. Who is called female Java?






























Java'Gal' Srinath


4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing
'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

















Because it was a HIT song

 

[chotakida]

Few nice and very "optimic" quotes:


* A penny saved is a government oversight.
* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.