Thought of the day

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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

 

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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

 

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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

 

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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home

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Born Free........Taxed to Death
Born Free........Taxed to Death

 

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Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?

 

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The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

 

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Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

 

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What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

 

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What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

 

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What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

 

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What do the military do in a civil war ?

 

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why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

 

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Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

 

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Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

 

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Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

 

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Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

 

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I Miss You when You Are Not Near Me, I Long To Hear Your Steps, That's By Far, The Sweetest Music My Ears Await Everyday..

 

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I Cot Myslf Thnkng Of d Moments Spent Wid U Im A Litle Lonly Bt Being Far 4m U Gvs Me A Beautiful Chnce 2 Realize Hw Mch U Mean 2 Me & Hw Mch I Miss Ur Company

 

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I Don't Have To Speak Loud Just To Say Wh8
I Wanna Tell U A Soft Whisper Of "I Miss U"
Is Enuf Coz Its Not My Mouth That Really Speaks Its My Heart..