Things i Learnt in College

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20 things that my friends told me which they have learned in three years of college:

1. You really don't need more than three hours of sleep per night.
2. Catching wild rabbits with a boxing glove on while drunk is not only impossible, it is fun as hell.
3. You can have a party on accident
4. The most effective time for doing homework or studying for an exam is after midnight the day it is due.
5. A beer between classes makes the day go by faster.
6. Beer makes engineering assignments legible.
7. The best method for deriving any equation is to get high first.
8. General Chemistry is about blowing things up.
9. Organic Chemistry is about making drugs.
10. Biochemical Engineering is about making beer.
11. Thermodynamics is about distilling liquor.
12. Condiments at restaurants count as free food.
13. It is possible for one person to drink five pots of coffee in one day.
14. It is possible for three people to drink half a gallon of whiskey in under two hours.
15. It is possible to get too stoned.
16. You should always have a bag packed in case someone shows up for a road trip with no advance notice.
17. Angry metal music doubles your homework speed.
18. Roommates make the worst enemies
19. Roommates make the best friends.
20. Once you get to real classes, professors no longer care if you don't show up, sleep through class, or do the crossword.






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