The One Liners

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himanshuthewarlock

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  • Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
  • Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.
  • The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
  • Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?
  • I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
  • I bet you, I could stop gambling
  • Don`t go around saying "the world owes you a living." The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
  • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  • Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
  • You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from.
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
 
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